Prompt 1: Consider a time in your life when you had to make a difficult decision. Write about the choice you were facing and how you came to your final decision. Consider the following ques--blahblahblah...

Prompt 2: Who has been a mentor to you? Write about who this person is and how he/she came into your life. Describe this person and yo--yaddayaddayadda...

Prompt 3: CAUTION: This should NOT be a heavily religious piece. No heavy-handed religion or dogmatic statements. Describe how/why spiritualiy does or does not play a role in your life. What ma--a;fhaklhflhdf


WHY DO ALL AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL NARRATIVE PROMPTS NEVER APPLY TO ME.

AD;FHADKF I'D SO MUCH RATHER WRITE AN ESSAY ON BLESS ME, ULTIMA EVEN THOUGH I TOTALLY HATED IT. A DBQ (document based question) WOULD BE HEAVEN TO WRITE RIGHT NOW.

;___; And to think this is the only thing holding me back from doodling/painting/coloring. Or even doing more homework in advance. Why do teachers always have to make autobiographical narratives so boring? It's supposed to be fun and reflective, BUT THESE ARE SO STUPID. I WANT EXCITING TOPICS. UGGGHHHH.

It's not even that I hate essays so much that I want to shoot them; I only hate them as much as every other student. In fact, english is one of my best subjects. And I hate turning in horrible essays. Autobiographical and biographical narratives just suck ass, really. Or rather, the prompts do. I've never in my entire life written an auto/biographical narrative truthfully. LIES. I LIE IN 'EM. THEY'RE ALL BULL.

*Sigh*

Another night of writing BS for me. Oh joy. It'd be lovely if Ms. High-and-Mighty English teacher decided the whole class was too HORRIBLE at writing autobiographies, like she said about our Bless Me, Ultima analyses, and just give up on going through them and commenting (though I got full credit for my analysis). I hate lazy teachers that hypocritically tell students not to use CliffNotes or SparkNotes so that they themselves can use it to steal discussion questions and test questions instead.




LOLOL Sorry, I know I wasted your time. I just needed to vent. It's school. But on the bright side, I will eventually be too swamped with homework to even type in the url for dA, so you'll be spared my juvenile rants in the near future.